Bruce Pearl Hired as Head Coach at Auburn

I bet his chest will be painted and such.

 

BBQ themed student sections have the potential to be epic.

 

The best thing about this is the butthurt coming out of Auburn when Cuonzo is done in 2 years and we hire Pearl away from them.

 

I'm hoping he shows up. I'm hoping.

 

I'm surprised he jumps at this job so quickly - he definitely would've had better opportunities.

 

Two years? What about two weeks?

 

Cuonzo will be here next year. Would be pretty epic to hire him away after 2 weeks though - he wouldn't have a contract in place.

 

Those giant heads you see at every basketball game, him crying should be handed out by the dozen at every game.

 

I hear the NCAA is investing in land in Alabama.

 

What if Pearl and Martin pulled a "Face Off" and have switched identities entirely?

 

Would be epic.

 

I'm not sure that operation has been performed with entire epidermises (epidermi?) yet

 

The sad thing is, don't most students love him? I doubt we will see anything fun.

 

**** this shit! Hope Pearl comes into TBA next year and rips Clownzo's sad ass team a new one then teabags Dave Hart and Jimmy Cheek at half court.

Following Auburn basketball until we hire him away from Auburn.

 

No where to go but up for auburn. They have hit bottom.

 

It's a cruel world when ****ing Auburn has Pearl and Malzahn at the helm and we are stuck with the damn band geek and Clownzo.

 

"If I was really trolling, you wouldn't know it"

-Bassman

 

We haven't fired Clownzo yet. As soon as we do I promise Pearl will be announced as we hire him from Auburn - same result.. Just sucks to see him in the SEC before it happens.

 

I empathize with you, Bass, having spectacularly missed on Gruden, myself.

But its best not to double-down, IMO, JMHO.

 

I figured it out.

This is all part of a bigger plot to bring down Auburn football. Pearl is in cahoots with the NCAA and UT to go in there, give the AA a reason to snoop around Auburn, and then he will provide the piece of evidence to bring down the program and hand them the death penalty. At that point, he will resign and come back to Knoxville to coach UT, and be all the bigger hero.

There.