Crappie, Tuttle, Indy, wings, Coke & colloquialisms

Yes sir.

 

See if you can translate this one:


Wee-fee is Spanish for what?

Jewto is another easy one.

 

1. The cost (Fee) is small

2. A medical condition where your big toe is much longer than the others.

 

Wifi and YouTube

 

This thread gets me flustrated.

 

Supposably, prolly... You see those alot..

 

Put your John Henry right here.


That one makes my spine rattle.

 

I've always heard John Hancock, but it's still just as annoying.

 

At least "Put your John Hancock" here has merit and an actual reason behind it. John Henry was most likely illiterate.

 

True enough, but "sign here, please" is sufficient enough for me.

 

It's HERBIE Hancock.

 

Actually this was a corruption of "John Hancock", however, neither of which are a true colloquialism.

 

I've actually written John Hancock when asked this, if it wasn't all that important a document, or I really didn't want to sign it. We were at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic when we fell for a scheme they had going where you got a free t-shirt, but had to listen to a very aggressive sales pitch on joining the club. I wanted to be on the beach drinking El Presidente's and watching topless women, so I signed it "John Hancock". The best part was the guy didn't notice, until we left. He ran me down at the beach side bar, trying to bust my chops for making a fool of him. I just laughed and told him I tried to tell you no, have a beer and chill man.

 

Last spring break down there I had one cold Presidente and about 100 lukewarm ones, which gets old in a hurry.

 

It's sort of an ongoing joke that I sign celebrity names whenever pressed for my sig.

I think my favorite was the Prince symbol.

 

Go for this signature next time:

 

This is awesome.

 

I found this much more funny than I should have.

 

You have to be careful, though. Nobody thinks it is funny when you put Michael Jackson's name in a funeral guest book.