Evan Berry practicing at TB

let's get real, the best we could hope for even if we ran a scheme we liked better is a brick wall with a sheet of wallpaper on it.

 

Depends on the wallpaper IMO. Flowers? Stripes? What are we going with?

 

plaid of some sort

 

Anything as long as it matches the carpet.

 

I would deer hunt out there, but I doubt I could live there.

I say the same thing about Arkansas. If it's not duck season, what do you do?

 

Kansas>Arkansas

For that matter, everything but Oklahoma > Arkansas

 

You have never been to western Kansas. Flatter than a pancake (literally, that is a fact) and still no radio stations.

 

That is still better than Oklahoma, which is Kansas with Indian territory and snakes.

 

The spread n shred has had many OLs be successful with limited ceilings.

 

I'll take native tribes who enjoy booze more than they ought to and pest-devouring reptiles over the cousin-****ing western Kansas sanctimonious wheat worshippers.

 

I question whether this deal is at least partially an attempt to regain a bit of fan support by dangling a 'Berry carrot'.

 

Winner!

 

This fanbase is a sucker for Berrys and Cream (white players).

 

Gimme Dane Bradshaw at quarterback. Gimme right now.

 

We've only scratched the thinnest layer in the Florida Game Film Study, and I don't know if I'm more appalled that our o-line - including non-freshmen, as others have pointed out - is so inexplicably horrible, or that anyone believes that it's reasonable to expect some miraculous turn-around in their play, now 5 games into the season.

I don't know how we've won 2, and have no hope that we win 6.

I can see us beating UT-C, and probably Vandy. At least could argue that we're unlikely to beat USC, Kentucky or Mizzou at this point. I think our last sacred cow, the avoidance of an 8-loss season, ends this year.

And hopefully, that will be our rock-bottom.

 

?

 

We pulled a kidbourbon and left a focking message on their cell.

 

It might just be a gimmick, driven by pure ignorance and desperation. I don't know.

But, damn.

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Hell, let's put him at QB.

 

Evan's hs highlight reel is pretty electric. He knows what to do with the ball in his hands. Big brother did too.

edit: Tenny beat me. And brought evidence.