Final remains

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by kptvol, Nov 3, 2011.


What Happens When You Kick It?

  1. Standard Burial

    2 vote(s)
  2. Cremation

    10 vote(s)
  3. Donate to science

    1 vote(s)
  4. Body Farm

    1 vote(s)
  5. Funeral Pyre

    1 vote(s)
  1. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    What do you want done with your corpse?

    I'm leaning toward cremation. The thought of decomposing weirds me out.
    Last edited: Nov 3, 2011

    XXROCKYTOPXX Chieftain

    I would like a burial at sea.
  3. OBX_Vol

    OBX_Vol Member

    I want to be bronzed and placed on top the sky box at Neyland
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Ashes to Ashes. Only way to ensure you don't come back as a zombie.
  5. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    whatever is the cheapest, so cremation i guess. the thought of my family wasting tens of thousands on that disgusts me. it's a rather disgusting business. huge margins and preying on people at their weakest.
  6. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    You could just have your brain cremated or get it yanked out your nose and tossed aside, Egyptian-style.
  7. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Cremation then tossed in the wind on a beach or Ocean.
  8. tidwell

    tidwell Chieftain

    Cremation. Undecided on where I want ashes thrown.
  9. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Cremation. 1/3 of my ashes spread on my farm, 1/3 spread over my favorite lake, 1/3 kept in the urn and placed on the mantle so my survivors will be creeped out and hopefully talk to me....
  10. golfballs03

    golfballs03 New Member

    throw me into a volcano
  11. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    And risk becoming a Frankenstein? No thank you, sir.
  12. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Cremation for me too.
  13. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    wow. i'm suprised so many are for cremation. used to be the number of people cremated was far less than buried. wonder if this is a cultural shift.
  14. golfballs03

    golfballs03 New Member

    small sample
  15. golfballs03

    golfballs03 New Member

    I'm old fashioned. Chuck me in a grave
  16. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    not sure. i seem to remember seeing an article that cremation was much more popular than before.
  17. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Cremation. Scattered at Neyland Stadium.
  18. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I was thinking the same thing, but rather I'd have a streaker run across the field on the third Saturday in October with my ashes in a JFG can and then throw them in the face of whoever the Bama coach is at the time.
  19. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Great idea
  20. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    B cups or Big Ol' Sloppy Double Ds on the streaker?

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