Greatest Movie Quotes...

"To crush you enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

 

Carole Baskin is a [itch bay]

 

Number 5 is alive

 

I always wanted to use this one on my piano teacher


“You know, Frederic [uck fay]ing Chopin.”

 

From the same movie...

"I want my 2 dollars!" and "Gee I really sorry your mom blew up Ricky"

 

"He kept touching me with his..how you say...testicles."

"Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy."

"Lane. I've been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy."


[dadgum], this was a great movie. I haven't thought about it in years.

 

No man can eat fifty eggs

 

Shakin' that tree, boss!

 

Surely you can't be serious

 

It’s a big building with a lot of patients but that’s not important right now

 

His art is killing. And hes painting a mastapiece.

 

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

 

Let’s show this prehistoric [itch bay] how we do things downtown

 

"I'm too old for this shit."

 

" You talking to me"

 

Yes it’s true, this man has no [penis].

 

That's it, game over man, game over!

 

Why don't you put her in charge?

 

I have a specific set of skillz