Greatest Movie Quotes...

The Hangover is full of great quotes.

Alan: "It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too."
Alan: "Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"

 

Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.'

 

“Not you, Fat Jesus.”

 

“The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball.”

 

"Hey, bartender! Jobu needs a refill!"

 

“You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?”

 

“The painting was a gift, Todd. I’m taking it with me.”

 

"Shitter's full!"

 

"Plain and simple, I mean I get up in the morning, and I piss excellence."

 

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

 

I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.

 

I use these sometimes, but it usually doesn't click to most people.

Well Dude, we just don't know.

Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

I hate the [uck fay]ing Eagles man.

You mean coitus?

Nice marmot

 

And, any Caddyshack quote is gold.

 

You just became my favorite poster of all time and get to take NYYs place at the spooning contest.

 

It's the greatest one liner in cinema history, so it's okay

 

"I play, coach stays. He goes, I go."

 

"Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

 

Figured it was about time i started playin ball.

 

I've got this guy framed back at my parents' place somewhere. Need to go and grab it: