I am fl0at_ AMA

Or don't. I don't care.

I'm currently pressure washing concrete so might not answer any time soon.

That's me in a nutshell.

 

Why do people intentionally try to smell their own farts?

 

If you were Hitler, would you have had Ernst Rohm killed ?

 

To determine if someone else will likely be able to smell it.

 

Yes. The defacto leader of the militant wing of a political party has to be sacrificed in order to consolidate power, otherwise that person is in a powerful position to overthrow you, as they are the militant wing.

And you can't just demote them, you have to kill them.

 

Who will be president in 2022?

 

Kamala Harris

 

Who is the next Hollywood type to be outted as a degenerate pervert?

 

Tim Allen

 

Do all lives really matter?

 

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

Many.

 

Yes, to someone.

 

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

I have not.

 

500 with a smooth tongue, 400 with an average grit tongue.

 

Butch or Dooley?

 

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Dooley.