I am fl0at_ AMA

when you’re done pressure washing please come haul off the dilapidated swingset/playhouse I just cut into pieces. How will I thank you?

 

Poorly.

 

Is NYY's stall tastefully decorated?

 

I'm going to break hearts, but the NYY thing isn't real. It's just a running gag.

 

Definitely some gagging.

 

What's your preferred method for disposing of an adult human body?

 

Through a licensed mortician.

 

How do you get the mortician to stretch that much?

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck I'd a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if (and only if) a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

I don't think they have to stretch much.

 

Jelly. At least thats how Stretch Armstrong, the 2nd greatest gift a boy could get, did it

 

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

 

I can’t jelly my [penis] into your ass.

 

I have no idea. I like jam more.

 

Jam don't shake.

 

Wiping, front to back or back to front?

 

Floor to ceiling. I stand up.

 

Go to bourbon?

 

WL Weller or Bulleit Rye, if I'm out of Weller.