I can't decide if this is funny or sad.

From the Vol Football twitter
@Vol_Football
"DOOLEY: For the most part our kicking game has been good, other than our issues with the kicks."

 

My God. What a clown.

 

I actually hate our head football coach.

 

Actually I think for the most part, our coaching has been pretty good, except for the problems with the coaching.

 

The ceiling isn't leaking but there are cracks that water seems to be able to get through.

 

Just wow.

 

That's Yogi Berra territory.

 

I feel that this is appropriate

 

Burning, seething, white-hot, unhealthy type of hate.

 

I'm enjoying Chaney saying Bray did in fact watch the second half of the Florida game.

All we need is a couple of acrobats, and we'd have a complete three ring circus over there.

 

Just keep playing the violins while the ship goes down.

 

This is going to be an ugly divorce

 

I'm ready to c*nt punch the [itch bay]es.

 

Not for us. We'll throw a party.

 

I have no confidence whatsoever in Dooley, but I am extremely intrigued in how this season plays out. It's becoming more about the show behind the show.

 

I'm waiting for Varsity Blues: College Version where Dooley just walks off the field at halftime of the game and an injured Tyler Bray calls the hook and ladder in and we beat Bama.

 

Sal may go to jail for punching Chaney

 

I would contribute to help bail him out. Maybe if we take up a collection, provide some assured legal help... maybe he'll actually do it.

 

Barring the discovery of a lost vat of pixie dust and using to imbibe everyone over there with football/coaching acumen, I fear this is the most excitement/entertainment we can expect.

 

Thread of the day IMO. Been reading these off to a buddy, who lost his cookies laughing so hard.

Good ole Dools - the gift that keeps on giving. If I didn't care about the program so much I would want him to stay just to hear his bizarre take on things. Proper butt washing techniques, Rommel and the German Army, canes or some such crap growing in ponds, accountants, the Yogism's - the guy needs to play a banjo with a rubber arrow on his head. Some may say a real arrow through his head.