The mods had it right the first time. During my stint as a moderator I was able to contribute greatly to the well-being of this board. The upside is undeniable. Membership was up, posting was up, likes were up - by upwards of 500% in some cases. I would like to petition for my reinstatement as a moderator.
I read this as if you were saying it in the voice of Eric Cartman. The only thing I can think of in reply would be "everyone hates you, fat ass."