Old White People Still Love Baseball

Everyone loves a winner.

 

I don't know anybody in Detroit, and have been there once about 9 years ago. How in the hell am I gonna find a dock worker who's 50+ w/out a single connection there?

 

I'm not a fan of soccer and I don't see myself ever becoming one.

 

if you want to pick the Bengals equivalent in the EPL than go for it. Though I find it strange that anyone can be a diehard fan of any team without any sort of geographic or familial connection.

 

find me a construction worker in tenn then.

 

I find grown men worrying about what teams other grown men root for more problematic than the team's being rooted for.

 

who is worrying it about it? I just find it douchebaggy. why so defensive?

 

Not worrying about it? Then why bring it up?

 

why bring up anything on a messageboard? do you think I worry about vols football too?

 

Clearly worrying about who other people root for strikes a nerve with you. I'm just trying to figure out why you care so much.

 

Pretty much nailed me.

 

I'm fascinated by lots of things. That's what makes me such an interesting guy. Thanks for asking.

 

I am medium educated (BS), 45 years old and have two kids.

 

Yeah, that's it alright.

 

why don't you enlighten me?

 

To what? I'm obviously agreeing with you.

 

oh good. forgive me for thinking you were being sarcastic. looking forward to seeing you at the next arsenal viewing party. don't forget your scarf.

 

It's almost worth moving to Detroit and getting a job as a dock worker in 15 years just to spite droski

 

Anyway I picked an italian team because I liked the jersey. So there.

 

Deep down, yes, you do