Our fanbase needs more swag

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by kidbourbon, Jun 18, 2014.

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Who here is reluctant to go on record with a bold prediction of even modest success for 2014?

    Who here responds to a "predict the Vols 2014 record" with a range of wins?

    Who here qualifies every optimistic-leaning statement with a generic caveat about "two years" or the "future" or "once we get the horses in places", or some other such tripe.

    Who here still has a sack of balls in their pants?
    Who here doesn't need testosterone replacement therapy because their T floweth freely?
    Who here isn't afraid to boldly predict that Tennessee is about break on through to the other side like our frontman was Jim Morrison?


    Nobody raised their hand after the last three questions. All hands were raised after the first three. Don't be afraid of this program's growth. Don't be afraid of kicking ass. Don't be afraid of banging the prom queen and blowing your load in her.

    We're Tennessee. This is how we roll.

    Mark Richt is a mediocre football coach whose team barely beat us last year and lost BY FAR their best player.

    Steve Spurrier has entered the stage in his career where he'd rather fill out a scorecard than draw up a new play. And he just lost his three best players. And we beat his team last year.

    Will Muschamp is arguably the worst coach in all of college football.

    Vanderbilt will blow for years to come.

    Mizzou's 2013 season was an outlier. 2014 is the regression back to the mean.

    UK always always blows at football.

    Tell me why UT can't win the East? Hell, tell me why we shouldn't.

    Compare this team to last year's.
    DL: improved
    LBs: improved
    Secondary: improved
    Receivers: improved
    RBs: improved
    QBs: same or slightly improved
    OL: worse, but not by as much as many think.
    Special teams: way way better.

    UGA: worse than last year.
    USC: worse than last year
    UF: still has the worst coach in CFB
    Mizz: worse than last year
    Vandy: way worse than last year
    UK: still reeks worse than my nuts do.

    Our baseline for 2014 is 8-4. Don't tell me I'm delusional. Tell me why. And good luck squeezing that analysis in between testosterone therapy.

    Get your swag on!
     
  2. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I think Gurley is UGA's best player by a smidge.

    UGA also lost 3 starting dbs to dismissals and transfers.

    Spurrier has two horses at rb he can ride to the east title while golfing.

    I agree with you about everything else.

    Quarterback play is what will keep Tennessee from winning the east.
     
  3. BigOrangeBeech

    BigOrangeBeech Poster of the Month, July 2014 and recruiting guy!

    I will feel much better after we get this upcoming year out of the way. 2015 and 2016, so long as recruiting stays on the same track, should see us right in the middle of the SEC East race.

    But then you still have to deal with coaching. I have no doubt we'll have good enough players to win games.
     
  4. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Who else was close to Gurley? Certainly not their overrated QB.
     
  5. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    Gurley is probably the best starting RB in the nation.
     
  6. DirtyVol

    DirtyVol New Member

    The other back they have is solid.
     
  7. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Is predicting 6 & 6 swag?

    6 wins would be a miracle!
     
  8. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Your OL and qb breakdown tell me we aren't going to have some miraculous 9-3 season. Battling for another lame bowl berth this year
     
  9. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    2 years from now will be swagger time
     
  10. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Not sure I agree the OL drop will be so minimal or that the DL will be any better. As for the running backs, an injury to Marlin (who seems to stay banged up) would be really bad. Behind him is a really talented freshman, a Mizzou transfer, and another freshman.

    Also, our zero contain technique by the DEs really limits how good our outside linebackers can be.
     
  11. DirtyVol

    DirtyVol New Member

    I predict the ol will be equal or better this year. Never have I seen a more overrated group. Product of kiff and dools
     
  12. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Fans in general need to stop using the word "swag".

    Now get the hell off my lawn...
     
  13. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I don't know if I'd call it a miracle to win 6. Much past that and we're getting into that territory though.
     
  14. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    7 wins isn't unreasonable
     
  15. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    7 wins isn't unreasonable. Tennessee was a pig fumble and an overturned spot from 7 last year. This more of the east being down than Tennessee being good
     
    Last edited: Jun 18, 2014
  16. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    yeah
     
  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I can see our season swinging 3 games depending on how the plays fall for us.

    That said, I think we get 7 this year. I just feel good about it.
     
  18. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Hard to blame Kiffin for that. The OL probably overachieved while he was here and the only 2 of the 5 that got drafted were his early enrollees. James Cregg was evidently a lot better OL coach than we realized and Jim Chaney a hell of a lot worse. Losing the GA who routinely pumped out good OLs at Minnesota probably didn't help either. Blanking on his name.
     
  19. snoball5278

    snoball5278 Contributor

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  20. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Cregg is a really good coach. Hell, he's probably had the best career since leaving Tennessee.

    Mitch Browning was the ga
     

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