Pounder Makes New Friends

Do you purposefully hit your drive in front of the ladies' tee just so you have to play the hole with your pecker out?

 

Birmingham is a shit hole for sure.

 

In all seriousness, I came across this site and was obviously very intrigued by this thread. Just trying to figure out if this has any validity...One big thing I am leaning on is that Gruden has not squashed any rumors. Last time we were having this discussion he put the rumors to bed. Are TD's sources still saying the same thing?

 

You have a 12:30 tee time with Haslam's son in law...you can't wait until then?

 

I play without pants.

 

Ask them tomorrow.

 

You beat me to it.

How you been my man?

 

I would.

 

We've got to get Prestige Worldwide going right now. It is the only thing that will save the family.

 

Just trying to keep from bait'n to that fine lady with the 2 iron. Wife will be home any minute.

 

You all are a bunch of ass clowns. ill see you all next year when were discussing Gary Patterson or some other loser.

 

I've been told I swing like the "Pops" character from Tiger Woods.

 

Thanks, Cocknugget.

 

Nice easy 7. Love that club.

 

You fail and we're the ass clowns? Solid.

 

Don't leave mad. Just leave. Or go eat shit and die. or go play in traffic. Or go drink a gallon of cyanide. Or go find a train track and take a nap on it.

Gary Patterson that.

 

Gap wedge, no doubt.

 

Still talking golf?

 

Start the engine before she gets there.