Pounder Makes New Friends

I used to talk to him regularly...Have not in a while. If you want to really piss him off start texting him during a Maryland game when they are getting waxed. He called me and cussed me like a dog.

 

[itch bay], maybe?

 

Pitching wedge short to put me into lob range, and a lob wedge, bladed. 3 putt.

**** all y'all.

 

I sure am glad pounder showed up to show us the error of our ways....Is there a reason I cant see page 81? When I click on it, it takes me to pg.79...I really don't want to miss any of his words of wisdom...

 

I didnt say it was true, im just stating what I was told. It was 2nd hand from a haslam son in law.

 

Why would anyone here, or anywhere, care to exchange texts, or speak with Scott Van Pelt?

 

That 8 iron was in better days guys. My back laughs hysterically at me now even if I attempt to swing

 

He used to feed me winner after winner on the gridiron, em effer knows his shit.

 

If I'm talking to anyone, I'm facetiming with Stuart Scott and that eye of his.

 

Who was the sheep again?

 

Might have slight interest in which post shave balm he uses on his head, but that's about it.

 

I just want to hear "We've got JayVols on the Subway Fresh Take Hotline with SVP talking a little defense today."

 

listen yankeevol, I am the biggest blind sheep there is. Lead me to chucky.

 

I'm a nobody. You're 3 degrees of separation to the Haslams whereas I'm at about 11. And that's because of my morning cup o' joe from Pilot. So you lead me, round mound of pound.

 

I'm busting out my 2 iron.

 

I want to be lead to Chucky

 

I'm pulling out a 5 wood and hoping I don't hook it in when I swing a little slower.

 

I'm sure you would, Shankapotamus.

 

Intimidating. However, Cherokee has a dress code.

 

That place is creepy.....talk about walking back to the 50's. I've only been to one place creepier, and that was in Birmingham. You kind of expect it there.....