Random college football thread

Discussion in 'Sports' started by zero-sum, May 9, 2015.

  1. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    That is hilariously embarrassing.
     
  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    [uck fay] Butch Jones.
     
  3. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Did we have a clause in his contact that he has to try and find gainful employment? I would think being an analyst forever is not sufficient. He is extremely lazy and damn near unemployable which is BS.
     
  4. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    He supposedly turned down a job at Maryland. I would think we would be off the hook for whatever salary he was offered.
     
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  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    can he at least be forced to provide a written confirmation that he has been seeking a coaching job?
     
  6. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    It's really, really funny that he's been there the whole time and Alabama had to completely replace their offensive staff and he still hasn't come close to being anything more than a coffee boy.
     
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  7. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    He has the most effective agent in the nation and there were somewhere between 13 and 14 billion job openings last offseason. I think he's really wanting to get at least one NC ring so he can point to that as a real accomplishment rather than hire a team of researchers to discover obscure statistical achievements like he had at UT.
     
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  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    If UT is smart, they do not fight this one bit. Every dollar he earns while infecting Alabama with his giant [ussy pay] is a dollar well spent as far as UT is concerned.
     
  9. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Tweets been deleted. What’d it say?
     
  10. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    If I'm Fulmer I would be staying on top of this. Butch is bitter and acting like a [itch bay].
     
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  11. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Which, to me, means he isn't really looking to get a staff position as quickly as possible. Whadda douche.
     
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  12. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Larry Fedora joining Texas as an offensive analyst. Butch 2.0.
     
  13. Volgrad98

    Volgrad98 Contributor

    Yeah but I'm sure he's getting plenty of texts and calls from his coaching friends telling to hold out until the head job comes open. I'm also sure the bama players are writing him nice notes as well.
     
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  14. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...-warfare-football-strategies-washington-state

    Washington State head coach Mike Leach will launch a five-class seminar this spring titled "Insurgent Warfare and Football Strategies" that will be open to 40 students on Washington State's Pullman campus.

    Interested students can submit applications starting Tuesday. As part of the application process, students must submit two essays of no longer than 200 words that answer the following questions: Can the British strategy in the Malaya insurgency be used today? Is the wishbone a potentially viable offense for the NFL? Why or why not?
     
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  15. TennTradition

    TennTradition Super Moderator

    That’s fantastic.
     
  16. SGMVols

    SGMVols Contributor

    Reports coming out today that Amari Rodgers tore his ACL in practice. Great, another Alabama title on the way. [uck fay].
     
  17. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    That sucks balls for him. Hopefully he heals quickly. That freshman and Higgins is about all they really need.
     
  18. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Yeah, Ross torched them in the NCG.
     
  19. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

  20. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Happy Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Accident Day
     
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