Random college football thread

What, he does illegal genetic experiments?

 

Mullen..............you ass. He's a Gainesville Trailer Park version of Urban Meyer.

 

also, there was an Australian guy with a one-eyed Boston terrier that had to run out after calling some merchant marine sailors a derogatory term for homosexuals, which also upset the shaved head lesbian Florida fan nearby. this is a shitshow. my wife just left to being us back some Malaysian food from across the street. we are here for this weirdness. better than the 60 year old woman smashing a trump puppet because it was mocking Donald Trump this morning at the warf. "Liberal a-holes!", she cried. and she was as surely right as she was surely in for a long ass day.

 

"Boys you gotta hold onto the footbaw. Pretend it's your girlfriend's neck. Now let's out there and abuse some [itch bay]es."

 

Y'all gonna hit up Portland?

 

This week's challenge:

Name one thing more useless than sideline halftime coach interviews.

And anything involving Butch Jones doesn't count.

 

I can't wait for the incredible insight from Pollack.

 

we hit up Pee Land on Thursday and Friday. I love it, but man is it weird and the homeless situation is wowzers.

smelled like pee anywhere that wasn't a restaurant or neighborhood.

 

It’s a serious problem across all the leagues now. Athleticism is at an all time high. Form and technique is at an all time low.

 

Vancouver on the menu?

*It's not of my damn business.

 

Lube at NYY's house?

 

Not so much tackling as it is throwing your body at the guy with the ball.

 

What was that commercial with Notre Dame? A live action replay of Brian Kelly running past the dead student to get back to practice?

 

no, this is it, then back home. we are out here for a wedding

 

That was a bullshit PI.

 

absolutely

 

Imagine voting Florida 8th

 

no way bro, I have to pass drug tests

 

These camera shots showing the real Gator faithful. It's beautiful. Yet also an argument against Darwin.

 

Using a timeout to save a two yard delay of game?