Random college football thread

You win with trash cans though.

 

Trash cans? What is this about? I don't know what you are talking about.

 

how about a turnover woodchipper? just carefully dunk the ball into the bin and spray the crowd behind the bench with leather confetti. nothing about that could ever go wrong.

 

If we had a pretty coed carrying the can around like a boxing ring girl, it would have had potential. The dude in the dockers awkwardly running around with it was a bad choice.

 

put that dude in nothing but a bowtie and speedos. Go full uncomfortable with the turnover trashcan. send a message, but a confusing and incoherent one to no one in particular. Brick by brick.

 

Champions of Life need only to apply !

 

But have the guy be like Party Boy from Jackass, walking around in a tracksuit until we force a turnover, when he rips off the tracksuit to reveal the bow tie and speedo.

 

Going to the OkSt vs A&M game tonight here in town. Really wish had stolen my roommate’s mullet wig from college.

 

yes, and sort of dances in place with the can during the celebration. then, he puts back on the track suit, and stands solemnly. blends right back in.

 

not to late, carve yourself out a skullet or switchblade haircut.

 

If you see an unreasonably angry man in Okie State gear, tell Hat he needs to start posting again.

 

Is Hat going? I’ve only met him a few times. Not sure I’d recognize him.

 

If Oklahoma State has a game, you can guarantee that Hat is there.

 

He’ll be the one next to Travis Ford sporting a designer referee shirt

 

Hat hates Oklahoma state.

 

Hates that he isn't an alumnus of Oklahoma State, you mean.

 

you are meddling with dark forces, summoning with the use of profane rituals best forgotten.

 

I’m almost certain this isn’t right. He even had a nickname for its city. Swellwater, if I recall correctly.

 

I get it now. Forgot his tirades on shitwater or whatever he called it. It’s been too long.

 

Stoolwater, imo.