Ronda Rousey

Discussion in 'Sports' started by g8terh8ter_eric, Jul 5, 2014.

  1. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Exactly. He would never concede it. She'd break my arm in like 15 seconds. But a clean hit is a clean hit.
     
  2. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I bet she makes a helluva sammich.
     
  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    fyp

    I wouldn't tangle with her for anything. Pound for pound, of course a man is going to beat her if equally trained. Men are just stronger and faster. But 99% of the schmucks in the world would get their brains beat in by her.
     
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2015
  4. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    OV > Rousey, imo.
     
  5. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Wouldn't be that quick. I'd use length to keep her at bay until she caught me and tangled me up like a pretzel.
     
  6. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    You see, fighting men, she also has a secret weapon. All she has to do is fight in the nude. Game. Over.
     
  7. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I'm pretty sure her penis is bigger than mine.
     
  8. zero-sum

    zero-sum New Member

    Her Judo background gives her the advantage. Combine that with her in ring nasty disposition and she's goiing to be very difficult to beat.

    That said, I look forward to the day Justino makes weight
     
  9. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I read that she is now MMA's biggest star and draw, men included.
     
  10. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Which is baffling seeing as how her matches last anywhere from 15 seconds to 2 minutes.
     
  11. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I'd be lucky to last 2 minutes with her.
     
  12. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    That's a chick that can only date a fighter. The fear that at any moment should could just snap during her cycle and pummel you would be too much for a non-fighter I think.
     
  13. g8terh8ter_eric

    g8terh8ter_eric Contributor

    Knuckle sammich with cheese.
     
  14. Volmaul

    Volmaul New Member

    Is this in reference to fighting?
     
  15. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    I'm thinking it's sexual, he wouldn't last 30 seconds in a fight.
     
  16. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Fighting her, my strategy would be to knock myself out before she rips my arm off and beats the shit out of me.
     
  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    1) Novelty
    2) Americans love to see someone dominate, at least for a while.
     
  18. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    She's entering the "too dominate" phase. She's murdering her competition and she talks mad shit. Eventually people want to see the script flipped.
     
  19. zero-sum

    zero-sum New Member

    She's a closet dominatrix imo
     
  20. zero-sum

    zero-sum New Member

    Entering? She's there
     

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