To be fair, arrogance regarding knowing about high school boys first is a badge well earned. Who among us wouldn't want this super power?
How difficult would it be for me to prove to you that Sabanocchio is a real person and not some ridiculous parody troll if you had never heard of him before today?
You would need to provide video, photos, Scroggins letter and media follow-up... I am more accepting of water on the moon than I would be of Sab had I not witnessed his Internet personality the past decade.