Sab is an Idiot Thread

Discussion in 'Recruiting' started by droski, Aug 13, 2014.

  1. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I'd love anyone that could supply me with endless Arby's roast beef sammiches & curly fries.


    Wait. I get the feeling that we're having two different conversations....
     
  2. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Wasn't she a lesbian?
     
  3. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    White cheddar.
     
  4. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    On a blue waffle.
     
  5. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Lol! Nice.
     
  6. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I just got hungry for breakfast for dinner.
     
  7. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    I have a friend who bought an Arby's gold card at a charity auction in like 1985. The card entitles him to one free regular roast beef per day for life. It is one of two left in this region, and he guesses he uses it 3 times a week.

    I don't think they expected him to live this long.
     
  8. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    That's awesome. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
     
  9. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    She was bisexual. In other words, she was filthy whore that would screw anything.
     
  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I don't know why I think this is so funny, but I can't stop laughing about it.
     
  11. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    Some people have all the luck!
     
  12. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    If you figure the time value of money over the years, I'm not even sure it was that great of a deal.

    If you just figure the cool factor of being able to walk into any Arby's in the Clarksville MSA, including Hopkinsville, Ft Campbell, and Oak Grove, and demanding a sammich and walking out without paying, then it is priceless.
     
  13. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Am sure he's a regular at a couple spots. No additional explaning to do.
     
  14. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    I hate to be the buzz kill, but what is the story behind Indy and Sab
     
  15. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    A six pack of cheap beer and a cocktail of semen, blood, and feces. That's the cliff notes version.
     
  16. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    You forgot the backseat of Sab's car.
     
  17. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Fyp
     
  18. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Makings of a Lifetime movie.
     
  19. Volnbama

    Volnbama Contributor

    Is it more embarrassing to know Sab or getting tackled by a kicker?
     
  20. 615 Vol

    615 Vol Chieftain

    I'd rather get tackled by a kicker.
     

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