The Fulmer Stories and Low Scale Restaurants Thread

what kind of monster says this?!

 

I knew it. ****ing globalists.

 

Vomited for 2 days last time I ate at Bob Evans, the one off Cedar Bluff... Also got sick from the subway on the strip... Haven't eaten at either chain in 20 years.

 

I'm not sure what it is, but one of those places down here makes me shit 200 times faster and with more velocity than Waffle House followed by a sack of Krystals. It must do the same to a lot of guys, because the bathroom there is full of the sounds of explosive diarrhea. I usually have to go across the street to the mall, and thank God that I made it.

 

I puked for 2 days after I drank 190 octanes at Fat Tuesdays once. I've never been back. Makes me almost gag right now thinking about the smell of one

 

Cracker Barrel isn't even in the same conversation imo

 

As Shoney's? Yeah, I'd probably do WH over CB, for breakfast most anytime, but I'd love the hell out of some CB lunch and dinner.

But CB is like eating at a James Beard award winner compared to the pig slop they have at Shoney's.

 

Apparently still is. Interesting. I've never been to that one.

I just assumed you meant the one in East Memphis near I-40 and Poplar.

 

Aaaaaaand currently sitting at a waffle house ordering breakfast.

 

hash browns!

 

I'm with you. Apparently in minority though.

 

Covered and chunked.

Has anyone ever gotten them topped?

 

I'm just a simple man that prefers my hash browns to be plain.

 

Got a waitress named sunshine. Good omen for the day imo.

 

Not sure why I haven't seen Golden Corral mentioned once unless I missed it. I mean Jeff Foxworthy on your side. How can you lose?

 

Is this where retired strippers go to work?

 

Sunshine is wearing a walking dead zip up sweatshirt and a waffle house princess hat.

 

I mentioned it.

 

I think golden coral is a synopsis of what is wrong with the American diet. I'm not really knocking the business, but rather the decisions of their clientele. Turning your 4 year old loose on a chocolate fountain with no limits... C'mon. Allowing yourself to be 5'10 and north of 300 lbs, and hanging out eating endless steak? What's the endgame to that?

 

You won the lottery