The Fulmer Stories and Low Scale Restaurants Thread

Went to Cracker Barrel for Thanksgiving this year, due to most of the family being down with sickness. On top of being depressed that I was in a ****ing Cracker Barrel on Thanksgiving and not eating my favorite hommade eats, their Thanksgiving menu was pretty terrible. I'm OK eating there on occasion, but that place is highly overrated.

 

They were quite common in the northeast until the late 80's then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

 

My two year old would fight you over that comment.

I would rather have french toast

 

You also like ketchup on your hotdogs.

 

And no butter on my pancakes.

Will even use a corn based syrup.

 

I like ketchup on my hotdogs too. We have a wide range of freaks in this place.

 

I never liked the butter either. Doesn't seem breakfasty.

 

They's some sho nuff damn snobs all up in heah!!!

 

Neither do I.

 

I wouldn't much care for that either, but on just a regular day, I love me some Cracker Barrel

 

And just like that, war broke all out, all over again.

 

I ride with French toast over pancakes too.

 

1) Limit visits to dining establishments of ill repute.
2) Precursor advice: fall in love with someone of similar build. Boom! Doubled wardrobe.

 

Breakfast borrito is 100 times better than pancakes, but not the shitty McDonald's ones. I'm talking about a homemade flour tortilla with some eggs, potatoes, Mexican sausage, and Mexican cheese. When my wife wakes up on a random Sunday morning and takes out a bag of flour, I know good shit is getting ready to go down.

 

Used to live about half a mile from there when I first got married. Good little hole in the wall meat and three.

 

I could eat a mountain of CB's fried shrimp and their apple butter and biscuits

 

I could eat three meals a day at CB.

Their pancakes are great and Sunrise Sampler and/or Old Timers breakfast is hard to beat.

The Chicken Fried Chicked with mashed potatoes, dumplins, and orka/hashbrown casserole with biscuits is glorious.

Also hard to beat the sundaes in the mug too.

 

My wife is extremely indecisive, so she always orders the sampler platter if she can at least decide on dinner. She gets the grandma's breakfast with french toast instead of pancakes if she leans toward breakfast. I almost always roll with Chicken Fried Chicken with okra, pinto beans, and green beans.

Sucks that lunch is already over.