The OU sunshine-pumping, orange kool aid drinking thread

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by CardinalVol, Sep 12, 2014.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    No common sense, practicality, or negativity here. This is why we're going to whip the Sooners, logic be damned!

    Hurd has his Jamal vs UGA in 97 game, goes for 200 on the ground leading us to the victory. This sets up the playaction and Worley burns them all night long. Defense goes into lockdown mode and we wonder if it's 2014 or 1998. This will all happen.

    Your turn. Go!
     
  2. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Worley doesn't even attempt a pass. Our entire passing game comes from WRs passing out of sweeps and end arounds. Maybe we let Worley have one off a flea-flicker.
     
  3. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Sutton has a pick six

    Hurd breaks out

    North, Malone and Croom bully Oklahoma DBs all night

    Pig has 80 yards receiving and 90 rushing

    The defense gets off the field in 7 plays or less all night
     
  4. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    we can win Jesse. We can beat ma'fuggin Harold Washington.
     
  5. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    This is by far my favorite scenario. GBO!
     
  6. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Oklahoma thinks we play on Sunday again. BOOM
     
  7. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Preview of what is going to happen to Oklahoma tomorrow night:

    [video=youtube;XRcHwRpjxD4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRcHwRpjxD4[/video]

    GBFO
     
  8. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    We should be playing on Sunday every week. We can anybody in the NFL with the team we'll field!
     
  9. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    The entire OU team and the coaching staff all come down with a raging case of the clap just before kickoff and leave the stadium. Volunteers from their student section suit up for the game who are coached by this guy...

    [​IMG]

    Tennessee wins it 59 - 6
     
    Last edited: Sep 12, 2014
  10. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    NYY taking a plane or driving his van out to Norman?
     
  11. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    I'm thinking a van provides a convenient location.
     
  12. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    Did he hire Indy to be a greeter? Only costs a 6er of PBR
     
  13. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    GBFO, cause GBFO
     
  14. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    For some reason I was thinking he'd need wine coolers.
     
  15. nashvillevol

    nashvillevol New Member

    Ha, I love it
     
  16. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I was camped out in Norman the last week. You should hear all the coughing and audible scratching that is going on in their locker room.

    You're welcome. GBO VFL VDFL
     
  17. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Boys from Company C?
     
  18. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Butch body slams Stoops at mid field after a hard fought victory.
     
  19. g8terh8ter_eric

    g8terh8ter_eric Contributor

    Post of the year material, NYY.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I just do what I do when I do it, Eric.
     

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