The OU sunshine-pumping, orange kool aid drinking thread

Last night I found myself trying to tell myself that Oklahoma is not any better than UGA or SC last year, and that this year's defense on last year's team beats UGA handily.

 

An asteroid hits Norman. About all I got.

 

They're not better talent wise, coaching on the other hand…

 

Turn that frown upside down and have a big, cool glass with me! You will feel better!

 

Unless there is copious amounts of Crown in that smiling jug of sugar water I'm afraid it will do no good.

 

Hey, [uck fay] stick. This doesn't seem very sunshine-pumpery.

 

Big Orange Buzz

 

Eddie Murphy standup.

 

I can't even fake it. We're gonna get waxed.

 

How many 30 year olds are involved in this scenario?

 

Entire offense throughout 2013 and the first two games this year was just a fake-out, all in preparation for this one game. We come out in mother ****ing 2 TE I formation all game. North the lone WR. Lane AND Hurd go for 150+ a piece. North goes for 200 yards, including 2 long bombs that he grabs out of the sky in double coverage. Worley throws 15 passes total. 8 to North, 4 to Wolfe, and the remaining 3 into the dirt, cause it can't go absolutely perfect, right?

Oh, and 2 Cameron Sutton pick-6's, gotta give the defense some love.

 

The OU sunshine-pumping, FLAG WAVING, orange kool aid drinking thread...flew my car flags today. Wife rolls her window down and flag goes flying and tumbling down the middle of Morrell by west town.

 

If that's not a sign, I don't know what is.

 

We will win because Butch will will us to win.

Oh Yeah! Kool Aid
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I've been analyzing this all week and this is the way i figure it can go down:

1. OU blows us out
2. OU wins a close one
3. We blow OU out
4. We win a close one

I'm almost 100% sure it won't end in a tie.

Please place your bets accordingly.

 

Guess when they accounce the injury report for Oklahoma, someone is definitely going to be out on the Sooners squad with herpegonasphilaids.

 

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This still gets me every time. I wasn't listening to the radio live when it happened, but you can hear Tim Priest losing his mind at the block. Everything about this play is so perfect. Reeves-Maybin slicing through to make the block, Orta (?) knocking the punter's head off.

Years later maybe we'll look back on that play as the turning point.

 

Butch watches some UT Football history and discovers that, once upon a time, we played what was called "smash mouthed" football. He drinks a 6pk of Mountain Dew and gives the pre-game speech from Any Given Sunday. Then, he has Bajakian watch a bull be castrated and some footage from Ditka's Super Bowl Champ Bears. They take Dontavius Blair and make him a full back battering ram and lead block for Jalen Hurd. Then, they line up and just try to hurt people. Score be damned. Just try to hurt people. Every 12 plays or so, throw it deep. The Sooners are stunned and we walk off spitting blood with a 10-6 win. Butch walks in the post-game presser and says "Mr Stoops, this is how the bottom half of the SEC plays" and walks out.

 

I'm going to fap to this.

 

That's the thread boys and girls. Last one out be sure to turn out the lights.