The Overwhelming Posititivity...

I need wins like the Atacama needs water. I will rage for days if we lose to the woofpack

 

I don't see Tennessee losing to Akron either.

 

I don't get that seat-down bullcrap. Just look at the toilet and if it's up put it down. Women.

 

Memphis State, Wyoming, the squeaker at UAB and Kentucky are all reasons I won't write off Akron.

We shouldn't, but it's at least in the realm of possibility for me.

 

Yes I dated someone who would throw a fit about it and to this day i'm convinced it was purely for the ability to [itch bay] about something. For one thing it's more sanitary being up when it isn't used. And if i have to pick up with lid why can't you put it down?

 

I'm still worried that 8 wins will save him. Not thrilled about possibly winning 9 but losing to Florida and getting destroyed by Bama and Georgia, either.

 

How old is he?

My pediatrician told us that we could start training when ours was 3, and he would be trained at 3.5, or we could start training when he was 2, and he would be trained at 3.5. He's 2.5 now, and that seems to be about right.

 

Right at 2.5.

Like I said, we were too idealistic. For some reason, I thought that potty-training was something you were supposed to do before they turned 3.

It does make me feel a lot better that he's pretty much right on target with this though.

 

Our girl trained around 2 but really mastered it about 2.5 years. Still a few accidents but she basically gets it. Girls are apparently easier than boys.

Apologies IP for destroying this thread.

 

I've heard this too, but I've also heard that girls' diapers are easier than boys'. From my own personal experience, this is very wrong.

 

I'm really dreading the changing a girl's diaper routine. Much more detailed that changing a boy's from what I can tell.

 

As many threads as he's hijacked in his day, he's due this to happen to him.

 

I'd change my son's swinging from a trapeze blindfolded before I'd change some of these monstrosities my daughter has been doing. You'll look at the phrase "under the hood" completely different in a few months, Card.

 

Months? Heck, we're talking weeks, maybe days at this point.

 

Those first few months of girl diapers are cake is what I meant.

Then they turn into third world animals and you're the zookeeper.

 

Toilet training, my way........ #1:Get 1 concrete pig and 1 deck. Let little boys pee off the deck unto the pig. #2: Get mason jar and paint it, put slot in top, give a quarter every time they poop. Note: only use for quarter for this! Worked for my two boys. Girls, I don't have a clue.

 

My boys slammed them full every time. 10 -12 pound dippers don't hold that much.

 

This is brilliant.

 

I fully appreciate the irony.

 

Yes. Yes. Yes.

To take a bit further- You can work a toilet seat just like me. If you don't want me to pee on it, lift it when you're done.