The Weekly Lyle Jones Cliché Excuse Report.

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by MettaWorldPeace, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    That's Guile that had the flat top. And he was a bad ass special forces soldier. Him having anything in common with Butch seems unlikely.
     
  2. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    We are the corvette that Walter destroys.
     
  3. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    good catch and good point. Nevermind.

    Think of a band guy with big flat top.
     
  4. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

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    Sorry if this is inappropriate. Had to do it.
     
  5. ben4vols

    ben4vols Contributor

    Should say resiliency. I've heard the term resilient too many times in the last week. He probably used it at least 5 times in todays presser alone.
     
  6. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Exactly. With Hurd and our receivers, even a slightly above average QB could help this offense take off.

    Edit: take off is too optimistic. Shitty play calling will still limit us offensively, but the increased accuracy will certainly help.
     
    Last edited: Oct 5, 2015
  7. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain


    This is to be expected when (supposed) up tempo meets three yards and a cloud of dust, and up tempo's defense can't get three yards and a cloud of dust off the field quickly. It's one reason I'm not a huge fan of up tempo.
     
  8. DC Vol

    DC Vol Contributor

    [itch bay] is the guy that parades around the mall or local Chipotle wearing a military uniform and decorations he didn't earn.

    Looks great to the uneducated bystander but actual vets spot a phoney easy and eviscerate him.

    Lyle is a Class-A turd whose gold polish is flaking off.
     
  9. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Samuel L actually tweeted after the Florida game, "how do you lose with that lead"
     
  10. DC Vol

    DC Vol Contributor

    Dead serious... I think the WRs are so surprised when the rare case of a football actually being thrown to them hits them in the hands they drop it.

    Plus... Every throw from Dobbs seems to be the 90mph fastball. No touch and little accuracy.
     
  11. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Hurd had 15 carries for 89 yards in the first half. He had 4 for 1 in the second half.
     
  12. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Didn't Kamara average 7 yards a carry, but only had a handful?
     
  13. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    And it was a one score game the whole time. Stupid as all get out. Criminal really.
     
  14. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    yes. he looked really good at the edges. Thank goodness we found our passing game and started throwing it a lot. Even better is the fact that we peppered the sidelines with throws and ran routes on 3rd down about 5 yards short of the chains. People don't expect it, so we surprised them all.
     
  15. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

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  17. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    you left out the expletive that he used.
     
  18. Volgrad98

    Volgrad98 Contributor

    With a tell like that, butch is definitely a person I want to play poker against.
     
  19. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    It's like he is answering the question in "cuttlefish" language.
     
  20. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

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