Worst Song Ever

I nominate this:

http://youtu.be/F0nHWAoIfxo

 

I'd go with any Maroon 5 song.

 

Enter Sandman by Metallica. Besides be so overplayed I don't even get angry at it anymore, which makes me angry that I've gotten old and ineffectual, the first time I heard it, I thought they were kidding but serious musicians. Think Thing Called Love by The Darkness. When I found out they were serious-serious, I was embarrassed for them.

 

Take your pick from these -

Songfacts - List of songs by Nickelback

 

Geez. Seriously, if the Nickelback or Maroon 5 lead singers were about to accidentally step into an empty elevator shaft I'd hesitate before saving them.

 

Watching Scottie Grow.

 

Enter Sandman is a ripoff of "Tapping into the Emotional Void" by Excel.

I don't care how serious they were, Thing Called Love is an awesome song.

 

I'd also like to nominate any song by Cowboy Troy for this honor as well.

 

Jukebox Junkie

 

[video=youtube_share;kfVsfOSbJY0]http://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0[/video]

Still makes my ears bleed.

 

From recent Top 40 radio: Gangnam Style, I've Got a Feeling, Umbrella,

 

Friday is worse though.

 

Hollaback Girl

 

Every rap song

 

[video=youtube;M11SvDtPBhA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA[/video]

Even if it did give us..............

 

[video=youtube;Jd6T4M5SxDs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd6T4M5SxDs[/video]

 

Black Eyed Peas and Gwen Stefani suck.

I'd like to win a Grammy just so I could get up there and tell everyone how bad everyone sucks. Then I'd refuse the award, because 90% of Grammy winning artists suck, too.

 

Both Jason Aldean and Blake Shelton's current singles merit serious consideration. I've gone back and forth on whether Joe-Joe-Joe-Joe Diffie or chew-tobacca-chew-tobacca-chew-tobacca spit is worse.

 

I'd wager that Jason Aldean has never birthed a calf or hauled hay. And if you haven't, you should't sing country music.

 

i never could figure out if Friday wasn't an intentional joke. It's that bad.