OWH Memorial Undead Topic

No kids at the moment. Open to whatever happens on that front. Also no money. I invest $500/month in lottery tickets and eventually that’s going to pay off.

 

I told my financial advisor last year I wanted the last check I write to bounce and he was speechless.

 

You can die a billion dollars in debt and if the estate can’t cover it, sucks to be someone who loaned you money. Just let the kids know to expect anything at your demise other than angry lenders trying to con them into thinking they owe anything on your debt.

 

At the Male Core it always goes back to one thing.....

‘Nudify’ Apps That Use AI to ‘Undress’ Women in Photos Are Soaring in Popularity

https://time.com/6344068/nudify-apps-undress-photos-women-artificial-intelligence/

 

Goal is for each kid to get 7 figure inheritance. If I've done my job is raising them right there won't be anything to worry about.

 

From my favorite show of all time, The Good Place:

Janet: Why is it that every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn?

Eleanor: Because we’re disgusting.

Janet: Huh.

 

Call me when NYY is an option.

 

If I call you daddy, can I get in on this?

 

I don’t know how much money I'll leave my kids, but my goal is to leave them at least two commercial rental properties each

 

pretty common request. i always answer "tell me when you are going to die and I can make that happen."

as long as i'm not writing my mom checks when she's alive I don't give two shits what's left for me.

 

At Amici for the 2nd time. First time I thought it was good but not spectacular but the pizza I got tonight is about 9.9/10

 

where?

 

Amici. Maryville, on Broadway at the roundabout

 

ah. There is an Amici down near the beach which has a great steak pizza. Think the marinade had A1 sauce which some may not like it when you had steak once or twice a year growing up, it was Bonanza and A1 or 57 was a must

 

I’m sure if I had it today it would be gross but when I was about 6 their corn on the cob was about my favorite thing on earth

 

Great joint. Wish they were still open for lunch as I’m never in the area for dinner.

 

I’m up at 3am to cook a brisket

Haven/t cooked one in about, oh, 10 years

This will be an adventure

 

I'm about to duck hunt

 

Hell yeah, brother.

Closest I'll come to that today is putting duck fat in the mashed potatoes

 

I have a Big Joe kamado style grill that I am smoking on, and I thought I had the process for temperature regulation down.

So far this morning, I do not. It's not crazy far off the mark but I want to be right at or under 250 and that sucker shot past it like it was nothing and now I am having to tweak it every 10 minutes

When I smoked a turkey I held at 235 for hours with almost no adjustments needed