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I'm wearing a bow tie in my lifetime carry permit photo.

 

I was going to make a gcb weiner joke, but I was afraid people would think less of me.

You know, for posting in the nonsense thread and all.

 

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to renew mine. Kentucky now allows concealed carry without a permit, which means the only reason I would bother at all is for the reciprocity it grants in other states like Tennessee, which I can't believe would be too big a deal if 1) I were ever found to be carrrying concealed by law enforcement, and 2) it was then learned that I was a former CCL holder in good standing from Kentucky.

The picture on mine is strikingly handsome, btw. I would post it, but after the above dachshund conversation, I didn't want to bring too much male sex appeal into the conversation.

 

wth is a lifetime carry permit?

 

Tennessee offers a lifetime handgun carry permit, so it never has to be renewed.

 

Brilliant

 

If there is anything dumber than these stupid elves on a shelf, it's that my mom so wanted them for my kids that she has the stupid things at her house and sends is pictures every night because I refuse to do it here.

 

"Hey, kids! See that camera? Big Brother is watching you ALL the time! Better be good! Sleep tight!"

 

Does anyone consider it idolatry? Seems like some would.

 

I dunno. Probably. Most people that I know that don't like it view it as works over grace.

I just think it's stupid.

 

offer a bounty on the elf to your kids. your mom will love that.

 

I just think it is creepy as hell.

 

It’s stupid as hell but my wife does it with our kids.

She doesn’t go crazy and stage it like a movie scene just moves them somewhere new every night.

Kids wake up excited as hell 24 times in a row to find where they moved during the night.

 

Low carb ice cream is garbage. It's just cold, compacted dirt. I want regular ass, bad for you, insulin induced coma ice cream. And I want a lot of it. Now. Like now now

 

These suckers seriously came out Friday and have been everywhere around my neighborhood. Packs of 13 or so. Prancing around like they are untouchable.

 

Speaking from experience, an F150 will touch the [uck fay] out of them. That one poor bastard definitely wasn't untouchable.

 

Advent calendar for that, elves on shelves would be elves in fireplace at my house.

School put one up, and if we lock in our next spot, it's gonna end up missing.

 

send pictures of it in captivity, and awaiting disposal. gotta send a message to these fae squatters. This is the Age of Men.

 

The troll of a teacher told them Klixie or Whatever the [uck fay] its name was would tell Santa the kid was bad if he touched it and he wouldn't get any presents.

My wife isn't even southern and about went redneck.

 

Just tell the teacher due to "beliefs" your family doesn't celebrate Christmas. Boom, no more elf in the classroom.