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Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    time to tell the kid Santa is offering a bounty on that imposter elf. Double stockings for his capture and delivery on a platter of milk and cookies- dead or alive.
     
  2. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    My next favorite thing to laugh at this Christmas - the Peloton bike commercials.
     
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  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    "Look honey! I got you a Peleton for Christmas!"

    /divorce
     
  4. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    she really changed over the year, from a smoking hot model to a smoking hot model with a bike.
     
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  5. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I dunno, I think she started at a 9.5. Had to get back to 10 status in order to not get tossed aside.
     
  6. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    This is from last year, but it's Twitter gold.

     
  7. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Clue Heywood is a convicted felon, isn't he Monty?
     
  8. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Need to ask him what he thinks Klixie could see from his colon.

    The only good thing to come out of elf on the shelf are the memes.
     
  9. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Peloton’s viral ad captures a ‘116 lb woman’s YEARLONG fitness journey to becoming a 112 lb woman’
    --MarketWatch
     
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  10. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    "Look babe, you know I only married you for looks. And honestly, since the kid you aren't the 10 you were. Now I let you stay at home and all so you should have time to work out to get back to 10 status. So here's a Peloton. You've got 365 days to get back to the babe I knew in college, or else there's an intern at work named Emily who would gladly replace you."
     
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  11. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Great Man

    “It’s my first ride.... kind of nervous” it’s a STATIONARY BIKE in YOUR OWN HOME
     
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  12. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    These could really easy be spoofed:

    "This year, give her the gift you really want to give.... WeightWatchers."
     
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  13. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Skynyrd coming to TBA in May.
     
  14. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Anyone ever changed a water intake valve on a dishwasher before? Preferably whirlpool?
     
  15. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    have you looked at YouTube?
     
  16. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    That is my go to site for such things.
     
  17. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Most I ever had to do to my dishwasher is have her nails done every once in a while
     
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  18. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Don’t waste your money. The band died when Ronnie died.
     
  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Yeah, and it looks simple enough. I also know that looks can be deceiving
     
  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Yeah, it would be as if Ringo got three other dudes and toured as the Beatles.
     

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