I mowed the yard today and was having a beer as a reward deep in thought when my wife came by and asked what was I thinking about. I said having another beer, but I actually was thinking of something else, but I didn't really want to get into a debate with her. What I was thinking about is the age old debate of is a woman giving birth more painful than a man getting kicked in the balls? After another beer's worth of intellectual musing, I came to the conclusion that getting kicked in the balls is more painful. My rationale? I have often heard a woman say I would like to have another child, but never have I heard a man say, "I think I would like to get kicked in the balls again".
In 1874 the athletic "cup" was first used in hockey. Hockey began using helmets in 1974. Want to tell me again about the little head not controlling the big head?
I would refer you to the part of my OP where I avoided doing such a dumbass, though typically male thing. One of the few if not only good things about growing old is learning the hard way enough times that it finally takes.
1944: 18 year old soldiers storm Omaha beach facing almost certain death. 2016: 18 year old students fear Donald Trumps campaign rhetoric will result in them being gunned down. I suspect these students got participation trophies all their lives.
Is that a thing now? If so we're gonna have to draw a line between regular millenials and this new breed. Also: What are we calling kids born after 2000? I'm sure they are way worse.
Imagine pissing out a baseball. That's what I imagine giving birth would feel like. Still though a square kick to the nuts knows no fury. Our catcher in high school went down to block a wild pitch and it took a freaky hop and bounced under his cup and hit him square in the balls. He was writhing on the ground for 20 minutes and I still have nightmares for him about hearing that sound.