I mowed the yard today and was having a beer as a reward deep in thought when my wife came by and asked what was I thinking about. I said having another beer, but I actually was thinking of something else, but I didn't really want to get into a debate with her. What I was thinking about is the age old debate of is a woman giving birth more painful than a man getting kicked in the balls? After another beer's worth of intellectual musing, I came to the conclusion that getting kicked in the balls is more painful. My rationale? I have often heard a woman say I would like to have another child, but never have I heard a man say, "I think I would like to get kicked in the balls again".