Deep Thoughts and other musings from Randy

kmf600 · May 7, 2016

JayVols said: ↑

I usually get a cocktail of Toradol & Dilauded in the ER for the stones.

Kmf, my last attack back in the fall, I crawled into the er, pulled myself into the check in chair and told the lady there that someone needed to help me. The took me to triage immediately, & when they saw my bp was about 210/115, they knew some real shit was going down. Took me back immediately. After checking my records that show a history of stones, they started an IV to pump me full of pains meds. They were really concerned about my bp. The CT showed a large stone lodged in the opening to the ureter. Was the most painful one yet. Bad news is CT also showed another stone the same size in the same kidney. They used all the sound wave blasts they could safely use to address the problem stone. I've got more pain in my future.
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Jesus, man.

kmf600 · May 7, 2016

JayVols said: ↑

My nuts are hurting now.
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I had one of mine analyzed, the doctor told me to stop drinking tea and drink way more water than I do. I guess I dehydrate a lot from working outside in south florida.

kmf600 · May 7, 2016

Tenacious D said: ↑

Guy I knew in Navy had a board bounce into junk off of a table saw. Could barely walk, black and blue (maybe pissing blood, can't be sure). Some geniuses in our shop convinced him that it's his balls, which are the "problem", as they have been permanently inside of him since the accident (natural bodily reaction to testicular trauma). They convince him to go for a run, wearing loose shorts and no a scivvies, so as to coax them back down...via the rhythmic jostling, I suppose. Can barely walk, still gives it a go. 1/85th into his first lap, he falls down, vomits, threatens to lose consciousness and demands to be taken to on-base hospital.

Doc checks him out, claims he has a testicular torsion, and has medical corp guys hold him down as they "untwist" his testicle. Excruciating pain, no remedy, problem gets worse. Swelling increases, screams of excruciating pain. New doc comes in, says that first doc erred - didn't have testicular torsion when he arrived...but does now, holds him down and restrains arms and legs to table....so as to untwist what the first doc actually twisted.
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My mission in life would be to find doctor number one and twist his balls off

utvol0427 · May 7, 2016

kmf600 said: ↑

My mission in life would be to find doctor number one and shoot his balls off
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Tenacious D · May 7, 2016

The first "doc" might have been a plain corpsman, can't be certain.

rbroyles · May 7, 2016

Tenacious D said: ↑

The first "doc" might have been a plain corpsman, can't be certain.
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He would be an Enoch, 1st Class if it were me.

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