Pastor Advises Punching Toddlers to Keep Them From Becoming Gay

North Carolina Pastor Sean Harris Urges Parents To 'Man Up' And 'Punch' Effeminate Children - Forbes'

This would solve everything. Just man up and punch the [uck fay] out of your kids, guys; then, there's no way they'll be gay.

 

Sounds good to me.

 

Beat the gay out of people? Does beating work for other sinful activities?

 

Absolutely. Abusing kids is always preferable.

 

Sometimes I say curse words and occasionally I might think lustful thoughts. How many punches would cure that?

 

I'd go with two jabs, an uppercut, and a swift knee to the nuts. Boom. You're cured.

 

Finally someone said it. In all seriousness I think it is kinda important to roughhouse with your kids. Obviously not like that or for that purpose, though.

 

I beat the living hell out of my kids. They spend 8 hours a day getting beat and 16 hours in the closet.

 

I could cure it in 3 hits.
1. Me hitting you.
2. You hitting the ground.
3. The ambulance hitting 90 taking you to the ER.
Problems solved.

I hope you realize this is a joke, bro.

 

Gotta make sure they aren't pansies.

 

I don't take jokes very well and I am very offended.

 

[uck fay] you Jay.

 

Take a number, get in line. You'll be waiting a while.

 

I bet his daddy had to beat him a lot.

 

The words of Shakespeare come to mind.....

thou dost protest too much, methinks

 

You're quoting Shakespeare, and calling me gay?

 

When did I call you gay? You may be gay, I don't know. If you are that's cool. But I don't remember saying it.

 

Glad to know you are an accepting type, sweetie. [wink]

 

Next thing ya know, this dude's back in the news facing an arrest for gay/child pornography.

 

Almost guaranteed.