Pastor Advises Punching Toddlers to Keep Them From Becoming Gay

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  1. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

  2. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Sounds good to me.
     
  3. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    Beat the gay out of people? Does beating work for other sinful activities?
     
  4. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    Absolutely. Abusing kids is always preferable.
     
  5. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    Sometimes I say curse words and occasionally I might think lustful thoughts. How many punches would cure that?
     
  6. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    I'd go with two jabs, an uppercut, and a swift knee to the nuts. Boom. You're cured.
     
  7. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Finally someone said it. In all seriousness I think it is kinda important to roughhouse with your kids. Obviously not like that or for that purpose, though.
     
    Last edited: May 2, 2012
  8. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    I beat the living hell out of my kids. They spend 8 hours a day getting beat and 16 hours in the closet.
     
  9. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I could cure it in 3 hits.
    1. Me hitting you.
    2. You hitting the ground.
    3. The ambulance hitting 90 taking you to the ER.
    Problems solved.

    I hope you realize this is a joke, bro.
     
  10. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Gotta make sure they aren't pansies.
     
  11. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    I don't take jokes very well and I am very offended.
     
  12. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    [uck fay] you Jay.
     
  13. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Take a number, get in line. You'll be waiting a while.
     
  14. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    I bet his daddy had to beat him a lot.
     
  15. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    The words of Shakespeare come to mind.....

    thou dost protest too much, methinks
     
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    You're quoting Shakespeare, and calling me gay?
     
  17. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    When did I call you gay? You may be gay, I don't know. If you are that's cool. But I don't remember saying it.
     
  18. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Glad to know you are an accepting type, sweetie. [wink]
     
  19. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Next thing ya know, this dude's back in the news facing an arrest for gay/child pornography.
     
  20. Ron Mexico.

    Ron Mexico. New Member

    Almost guaranteed.
     

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