2015 We Are Officially...

doesn't matter when these boards keep running them off.

 

On chrome

Holla!

 

that sh be off tha chayn!

 

coon.skin.helmet.

 

Need more Back to the Future clips posted.

That ll bring em back.

 

Supposedly they will send us a few alternates and we have to pick one. We do get to design our standard jersey though.

 

as long as they don't pull a "maryland" or just drive the whole alternate thing into the ground, like oregon, i think it has a lot of potential.

that being said, i would really like to see an alt helmet at some point.

 

Cancel that. Apparently we are a tier 1 school, so we should get veto power on alternates.

 

Where are you getting the Tier 1. Not seen that. Not that I've looked that closely.

 

Under Armour's founder is a Maryland alum, so that explains that handpainted wild shit they get.

I guess the same goes for Oregon too.

 

Power Boards don't work on water

 

Unless you got POWER!

 

The only way I would want a coonskin helmet is if it has a coon tail in the back.

 

i was trying to remember how the maryland thing came about, i'd forgotten about the under armour connection.

 

i assumed that went without saying.

 

Probably illegal. We could have one printed on the back of the jersey.

 

Mandatory colored mullets.

Problem solved.

 

*hoverboards

 

Someone on toos did some research

If this is correct, then the only SEC school with a better Nike deal than us is LSU. I'm beyond shocked that we got more money and apparel than Alabama.

 

D'oh!