Alan's Guide to a Happy and Productive Marriage: 1) Put the toilet seat down. 2) Find which way she likes the toilet paper to go: over front or behind. 3) "I'm sorry."
4) You will find that, somehow, this ring has made you more attractive to all of the female race. It's a mystery but it's the truth. Set boundaries ... real boundaries, and abide by them. Never discuss anything with another woman that wouldn't be appropriate to discuss in front of your wife.
I've never put up with a woman throwing a s-fit over the toilet seat. it's just as hard for her to put it down than it is for me to put it up. deal with living with a man.
Sorry, the ring you put on yourself has never had the Woman Attraction Device put into it by another woman. It is part of their master plan of guilt, pain and suffering. Your fake ring will actually have the opposite effect as they will know what you are up to.
The ring must be accompanied with slumped shoulders and an appearance of being broken. If you can replicate that, they will come.
I've seen my friends be complete [Richards] to women that won't leave them alone after they've been married. I don't know if they are less threatened by a married man or turned on.
I did that once already, by accident. I was drunk and I couldn't find the light switch so I pissed in the general vicinity of where I thought the toilet should be. I won't ever do that again.
