Dooley has hip surgery, will coach from press box...

according to WBIR and TOS. interesting.

 

Lining up that workman's comp and disability imo iyam jmo

 

Just another way for him to pass the buck when we lose Saturday.

 

Why do you not deal with this during the off week if it has been an issue for two months?

 

Come on, guys, he's gonna need another year, you can't hold him responsible for losses whilst coaching with a broken hip.

 

Team is going to dominate without Dooley on the sidelines. I can see it now.

 

lol .. you can't make this crap up ... the potential for communication snafu's with him in the pressbox could lead to some comical miscues ...

 

was seriously just thinking this

 

Cmon Dooley, do us a favor and retire. You are in no condition to work now.

 

We might break our own record for most men on the field at one time. Watch out for the unstoppable Double trips wing-t formation.

 

Somebody brought up Johnny Majors and what happened to him after a stint in the hospital.

 

There is no one on this staff with the deft political skill to maneuver for Dooley's job, let alone go on a five game winning streak.

Oh wait, what are you referring to?

 

I'm hoping the miscue is that everyone ignores him, and he jumps out of the box in frustration. And lands on Chaney.

 

Will he still wear orange pants?

 

They need to give him a headset that is connected to an unmanned receiver next to the Gatorade bucket.

 

Orange, hell. Will he wear pants at all?

 

As in the Emperor wore no clothes.

For some reason the image of a buck naked Dools in the booth doing the dooley on Justin' gif came to mind! That's sick...

 

I'm picturing him in a hospital gown with an iv hooked to his seen in the booth.

 

Joke. See above pic.