Dooley has hip surgery, will coach from press box...

With the back out of em.

 

bless his heart, I can't wait for the farks of him ...

 

I know. Just playing along.

 

At the risk of sounding like an awful person, will this affect his job status at all?

 

This. Wearing it backward, open in the front, and his junk blurred out. Doing his famous hand dance.

 

Cruel and unusual punishment to the WR.

 

My first reaction.

 

or tune his headset to the local drag strip ... or Sonic drive thru

 

If we're going on ability, I can bring my daughter's Playskool purple headset for him. He could tell Dora all about his damn process.

 

He likes to hear himself talk well enough that he'd likely never know the difference.

 

He'll look like a young Paterno in the box.

 

he'd just find some way to blame her...

 

Seriously though, it's a bummer to have hip problems at his age. Hopefully it's not a chronic condition for his sake.

 

Better yet, one that is plugged into a 220v outlet.

 

Revenge of the Sith.

 

I still say make Fulmer-Major co-coaches emeritus ... hire some great recruiters ... you couldn't find a ticket for the entertainment value ...

 

Would be hilarious if he wasn't on the sideline for his first win over a ranked opponent.

 

Gatorade bath brought up to the booth and dumped on him while he is leaned over some broadcasting equipment. Circuits short and Dooley is killed by electrocution.

 

lulzor

 

Are we sure Derek didn't sign a deal with the devil to get his dad's coaching acumen (such as it is) and end up with just the degenerative arthritis?