Dooley has hip surgery, will coach from press box...

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by volfanbill, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    I would not.
     
  2. GoVols2003

    GoVols2003 Contributor

    There is a butt chugging joke in here somewhere.....
     
  3. Jewbaccah

    Jewbaccah New Member

    He is pathetic. The fact he could not deal with this until the offseason is pathetic. It is a stress fracture guys. It is not like it is shattered. He is the most pathetic POS I have ever season coach football. How are his players supposed to man up to play if our coach cannot even stand on the sidelines because it hurts. He is a serious ******.
     
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    We should all chip in and buy him a rascal for the sidelines.
     
  5. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    If he waits for the offseason he is likely paying for it himself.
     
  6. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Damn cold blooded
     
  7. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I'm in
     
  8. volfanbill

    volfanbill Active Member

    Should he have had the done procedure right after the UGA game? yes. is he a pathetic coach? yes. Is the post beyond ridiculous even for Jewbaccah and this board when it comes to Dooley? Absolutely. It's his freaking hip man. According to reports had he got hit wrong, the only alternative was a full hip replacement. Once again this board goes above and beyond any stretch of reality when it comes to TCHFCATUTK
     
  9. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Or you throw him and the Gatorade over the side. Great win mf...
     
  10. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    If those damn things can go to the Grand Canyon, I don't see why it wouldn't be perfect for the sidelines.
     
  11. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Would at least be worth a million laughs.
     
  12. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I do think Dooley knows he is coaching for his job and wouldn't be doing this now if it weren't pretty urgent.
     
  13. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    The doctor who did the surgery is a former state football player. Conspiracy theorists unite!
     
  14. XXROCKYTOPXX

    XXROCKYTOPXX Chieftain


    True though...well, actually if it happened during employment doesn't that technically make it a UT problem that he could ask them to pay?

    It just seems like Dooley has the worst luck in the world.
     
  15. awebb7

    awebb7 Contributor

    He stumbled ass backwards into a multimillion dollar job that is light years beyond his ability. Seems like he's damn lucky to me.
     
  16. awebb7

    awebb7 Contributor

    He stumbled ass backwards into a multimillion dollar job that is light years beyond his ability. Seems like he's damn lucky to me.
     
  17. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Does a person only have a certain amount of luck? Because it seems as though he used up all his luck to get the job and now has nothing left in the reserves.
     
  18. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Skill has to eventually kick in. when you have none it makes for a long process, so to speak.
     
  19. Volmaul

    Volmaul New Member


    Or he could've done it after the season, but he is playing politics to distract us from a possibly winless month. I don't think I believe that, but it is remotely possible. It will at least be brought up, if Dooley hasn't been fired by November, and we starting winning the easy games, that the team "missed his presence on the field." I can't wait to hear that one.
     
  20. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I would not put it passed him to do this when he did. He's the king of excuses.
     

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