Expectations/Predictions for 2020

Jalin Hyatt voted freshmen preseason all-american

 

We gonna get hit hard by opt-outs?

 

I haven't seen much of anything about Tennessee but LSU WR Ja'Marr Chase has decided to opt-out of the 2020 season.

 

Jarret Guarantano.

Ha, I'm just [uck fay]ing with you. He's playing.

My guess is we don't have many guys on the team with nothing left to prove for the NFL.

 

Heard today on basilio they were worried about Middleton and Solomon.

he also said Neyland stadium could disappear in a mushroom cloud and when the dust cleared guarantano would still be your starting QB

 

Ya Guarantano is the starter this year. Bailey is currently 3rd at best. Shrout is the 2nd string with Maurer still having trouble lining everyone up correctly.

 

Hes one of the best practice players to ever play the game

 

or, well, to ever practice the game.

 

Has to be done

 

Bama was a job that you might not want before Saban because TN was the competition. Also pretty much all of the SEC schools shop in the same places. Win, recruit, win and repeat is the recipe. I think we're close to that.

 

Gawd, how'd you like to be the guy that replaces Saban?

 

never.

 

I could certainly afford it.

 

You're pretty much guaranteed 15 million dollars for a minimum of 3 years of work

 

Yep take the $ then retire after being run off.

 

I'd tank bama so hard, I wouldn't last a year. they'd get wise when I start cutting players and replacing them with Make a Wish kids, who I insist on starting.

 

Or make 600,000 as an assistant

 

special assistant to the head coach at a rival school, but insist on still wearing bama gear when being photographed with your boss

 

"I am a big believer on keeping the o-line low to the ground. Hence are all sub 5' offensive linemen. Also, statistics show that 95% of tackles on defense are made by safeties and linebackers. So all we will have on defense is 6 safeties and 5 linebackers."

 

One of my fondest daydreams is along these lines but it’s working my way up the ladder as a college basketball referee and then the first Kentucky game I get, just making a mockery of it. Nonsense fouls, T everybody up, until they have to forfeit, knowing full well I have worked my entire professional life for those roughly 2 hours, and that it will be over