I Guess Tebow's Serious

About this baseball tryout. You go...

 

He was all-state in high school, so that means he must be good right? Publicity stunt, his 15 minutes are starting to run out.

 

more power to him I guess

 

he's got no chance. you'd think he'd go the fb or te route first.

 

If he throws a baseball like he throws a football we are all in for a treat.

 

He's can do TV or speeches. His athletic career is over.

 

I bet he could make decent money doing the church tour. he's pretty terrible on finebaum and the sec network.

 

He's an idiot.

 

His insurance would sell itself.

 

if I was a hedge fund, i'd be offering him a minimum of $500K a year today to be my sales vp.

 

Genuinely. He's not a 100 IQ guy.

Sheffield, who has seen him hitting in the cage said he can legit rake.

 

I'd take him. The guy has the will to win, which is all it takes to be a successful pro athlete.

 

Zackly. Bleeding orange is the whole deal.

 

Yeah, shit he doesn't even have to work. Like he's doesn't have to do a [dadgum] thing at all but read from script. I'll do all the work. I just need his face. I would kill it in the Gainesville area.

 

I always laughed when lawgator talked about his high gpa. guys is legitimately dumb.

if Jordan can't do it after years off, I see no reason why he could do it.

 

"You will never see a asset management team try harder than we will. God bless."

 

It's funny, but people would eat that shit right out of his hand.

As soon as he delivered that line people would be breaking their necks to give me their money.

 

Because Jordan was an awful hitter. Tebow batted 500 in the best HS baseball area in the country, as a Jr. He can probably hit.

 

yup. I wasn't joking either. "tim would never sell us something that wasn't good for us!" that would be the mentality. dude could get you into the living room of any rich person in florida.

 

i'd bet good money that Jordan's HS baseball stats were unbelievable.