Jalen Hurd Conspiracy

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by NEW COACH, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Head butted Jones.
  2. Butch Jones

    Butch Jones Small Member

    Currently we are still day to day on whether or not to discuss the status of the injury that Jalen may or may not have at this moment in time right now.
  3. Butch Jones

    Butch Jones Small Member

    We are working on a special Colton Jumper direct snap package that I think is really going to ignite our offense. Expect more explosions and momentum plays this Saturday.
  4. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Anthony Michael Hall in the movie, Johnny Be Good, faked a junk injury so his screw-up weirdo buddy, played by Robert Downey, Jr, could play.

    If you haven't seen this movie, you need to find it & watch. Classic.
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Thanks, coach, for the update.
  6. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange Mr. Hot Take....

    I can't believe 4 pages have gone by and no one has taken note of this post... Freaking brilliant!!

    Btw, I guess I'm a 16th level Buddhist too then... Maybe 17th level....
  7. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I'm a true Buddhist. I came all the way back around so often, I cannot know exactly where I am.

    You all are pretenders.
  8. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Great movie.
  9. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    Butch dropped him like he dropped Crowder
  10. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    Because the nature of the fan base and the attitude of the AD doesn't allow for anything other than journalists, especially local ones, placing their balls in a jar at the door of the conference room and not fail to produce proper prostrations to Robert Neyland II, aka the Number 1 Trumpeter in the Hearts of all Vol Fans, Butchinald T. Jones.
  11. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    John Brice
  12. droski

    droski Super Moderator

    Butch Jones said Monday Hurd was fine and full-go but he has not practiced all week

    ha ha
  13. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    If Butch just stops talking, this isn't a big deal.

    XXROCKYTOPXX Chieftain

    Son of a beeeeeetch!
  15. **TDCVOL**

    **TDCVOL** Contributor

    He can not do it. Has to have attention.
  16. kmf600

    kmf600 Has VIP access/energy vampire

    Practice? Are we talking about practice?

    Practice? Practice?

  17. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Lower extremity injury


    He's a full go today (Monday)

    We don't talk about guys not at practice (Tuesday)

    He's day to day (Wednesday)

    He's a game time decision (Thursday)
  18. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Who? (Friday)
  19. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Yeah. Then he gets the red ass and goes unhinged when people fill in the blanks.

    NEW COACH Contributor

    He's not playing Saturday. Concussion per Brice.

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