MLB

Did my son have a therapy appointment at 2:00 today? Yes.
Was the appointment cancelled? Also, yes.
Did I tell anyone at my office? No.
Am I sitting on my couch watching Opening Day baseball? [uck fay] yes.

 

Small sample size, but turned the Yankees/Giants on 3rd monitor and they are in the bottom of 7 1:55 after first pitch.

 

Wainwright singing the national anthem

 

7 out of 10. Little flat. Kept it simple, didn't try to do anything he couldn't. Not bad.

 

Well, here's hoping Skip at least doesn't have an affair with the wives of one of the owners kids like the last Caray in St. Louis did*.

*-allegedly

 

Brewers vs Cubs, top of ninth, 2:20

 

Build a statue, put it next to Ernie Banks.

 

I disagree

These hats are the reason

 

I’m confused, how could the perfect piece of headwear cause something bad?

 

Bleh

 

Fair

 

lmao

 

How much time did this exchange shave off the game?

 

negative 58 seconds

 

They’ve had the entirety of Spring Training to learn these rules. I’ve got no sympathy.

 

if any organization can waste time saving it it’s MLB

 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRcFw3vT/

 

"God, I have one last punishment for Job, just to completely test his faith in You."

"And what is that, my son?"

"I want to make him a Cubs fan."

"Woah woah woah! I have to draw the line somewhere."

 

Didn’t love the Braves giving Charlie Morton another year last year. He just doesn’t look like he has much left in the tank. I hope I’m wrong.