Must-Watch Films for Conversational Quoting

Sling Blade ftw.

 

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? has to be on that list.

 

Pulp Fiction IMO

 

I felt like Jodie foster in the accused

 

40 Year Old Virgin
Wedding Crashers
Office Space
Airplane!
Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
Dazed and Confused
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Old School

and my all-time favorite: Superbad

 

and The Hangover Part I

 

Friday
Hangover
Christmas Vacation
Role Models
THE WATERBOY (end of thread)

 

Get Him To The Greek.

 

Coming to America (just the barbershop scenes alone)

*See my avatar

 

Forgot about that one

 

I forgot Kung Pow, such a quotable movie.

 

Smokey and the Bandit has several quotable moments.

[Buford T. Justice kicks the guy in the ass]"That was an attention-getter!"

"Lemme have a diablo sammich..."

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Don't forget this one, I understand this more since I had kids.

"There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

 

The Campaign. A very funny movie.

 

How have we gone this far without mentioning Lonesome Dove? Duvall and Jones were brilliant.

"I'd like to see the herd that you and Jake could gather. Herd a whores, maybe."

"That water's so cold, it done shriveled up my pod."

"How 'bout a poke?"

"You here Pedro Flores died?
What'd he do? Choke on a pepper?"

"One thing we don't put up with is dawdling service from surly bartenders."

 

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ****ing amateurs..

 

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the **** are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the **** are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the **** is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the **** are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you...?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

 

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ****ing beer. He's not taking your ****ing turn, Dude.

 

Sandlot