Official Predict the Battle at Bristol Score

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by BigOrangeBeech, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    That is a LOT of ****ing beer.
     
  2. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Especially when you factor in its a 8pm game after essentially a 2 day (or more) party.

    Wonder if part of the beer is for the concert tonight though?
     
  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'm also just assuming it was 0427 lounging around in the pink speedo.
     
  4. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    I just feel like I've said all I can say about it and don't enjoy piling it on
     
  5. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    this is what I don't get. I use $10 beers at a stadium to maintain my drunkenness that has been established while tailgating for hours with far cheaper beer. No way am I going to buy 6 beers in the actual stadium.

    that makes a lot more sense.
     
  6. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    I feel like that's where we are as a board, but piling on is one of the cornerstones of internetting, so I digress.
     
  7. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    I bet I drink at least 6 beers inside the track, easily.
     
  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

  9. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    What else should we talk about?
     
  10. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    How many beers we would drink inside the stadium?
     
  11. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Hell, that is easy!


    Zero. Beer is horse piss.

    EDIT: Which is an odd phrase, as I have no clue what horse piss tastes like. And if it did taste like horse piss, I would see horses in most people's back yards with a hose hooked to their schlong.
     
  12. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Incorrect. Some beer is.
     
  13. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    that gets pricey.
     
  14. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    [​IMG]
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    that is my schtick.
     
  16. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    If you went every weekend, yes.
     
  17. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    I pride myself on being an alcoholic, but I still think I can maintain my buzz with 2 or 3 beers rather than 6 as long as i'm sufficiently lubricated before I get in the stadium.
     
  18. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Drinking 6 beers as opposed to 3 is just making double sure.
     
  19. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    ha ha
     
  20. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    You buy 2 at a time to avoid wait times
     

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