Olympics Thread

You lie. That country doesn't really exist. Half of these don't.

 

I can assure you that it exists. I had diarrhea on 5 different islands to remember it by.

 

Hahaha. That's hysterical....for me, not you.

 

Tuvalu?

 

Tuvalu is actually the next nation south of Kiribati. Same deal, a group of tiny islands in the middle of nowhere.

 

Funnier is where I had to shit. Third world runs is different than the stuff you get in America, no joke.

 

Blowing my roommates' minds with my geographical knowledge

 

Just saving Harry some time.

 

Gotta make rent

 

Stupidest lighting of the cauldron ever. The Slumdog Millionaire guy needs his ass kicked.

 

Why is Mrs. Doubtfire playing the piano?

 

SM guy put all of this together?

 

Yes.

 

Are they going to keep the torch in the middle of the floor like that? What are they going to do for the track and field events?

 

It's going to be an obstacle in the pole vault. They wanted to add a degree of difficulty.

 

That shit was horrible.

 

That's disappointing

 

Laughed at this

and told my wife this.

 

Roger Bannister breaks the four minute mile and Mr. Slumdog has seven nobodies light the cauldron. Amazingly stupid.

 

Tired of hearing about the ****ing queen.