OWH Memorial Undead Topic

There's worse places to stick a pipe cleaner

 

Double post

 

So he's being a 12 year old boy?

 

Pretty much. I struggle with accepting my sons are 13 and 12, and not 25. Other people's kids I find it easy. My own? Hard as hell. They should freaking know better, blah blah.

 

Getting excited. Leaving Thursday for our trip down the Suwannee River with the Scouts. Seven days on the river in canoes.

Love it!

 

It's taken 16 years, but being able to depreciate breast implants for a stripper has now been replaced with a new favorite tax quirk - being able to depreciate a troop of monkeys over 5 years.

 

Wait, monkeys depreciate in value? So my monkey investment has been for naught?

 

I would think the more training a monkey gets, the more value. Sounds like they may be cheating on their taxes

 

Just for tax purposes. Just be ready to recapture some depreciation when you sell it.

 

Feels good. Kneecap creeping up my thigh. Un[uck fay]ingbelievable

 

Mom brought me 2 pounds of BBQ from the place back home and a tee-shirt so I can proclaim the gospel of Scott's BBQ all the more in east TN.

I have a good and loving mother.

 

what the ever loving [uck fay]? Is that your knee cap half way up your thigh?

 

One of the firm's clients drove their Maserati in for their meeting today and I have a new mid-life crisis car.

 

Yep. Retracting. Such a dumbass. Decided to drive hard like an idiot. Loud pop and panic for a minute. Stung a little.

 

FYI, that isn't where the kneecap belongs.

 

You should really stop playing the contact sports and hard running sports at your age, and take up golf.

 

I work with a guy that has one, he's been trying to sell it 2 years. Want his number?

 

He'll eventually want to get it looked at.



By a professional

 

Thanks Jimmy!

 

Kudos to whoever updated ssmiff's avvy