OWH Memorial Undead Topic

on call for kentucky debry party on sat. all from the smoker:

salmon (cured and smoked)
atomic buffalo turds (basically bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos)
smoked sausages

 

Take some banana peppers, hollow them out, fill them with cream cheese and sausage then wrap with bacon

 

Pulled into the office about 7:45 and there are about a dozen unmarked US Government vehicles sitting in the parking lot.

That'll wake you up.

 

Nice knowing you, Card.

 

We share an office complex with a jiu jitsu gym. They are down there doing some type of training.

But if it's all part of their ruse, thanks.

 

Kinda like when the Pilot was raided a few years back.

 

So you are saying that Card is the reason for UTs downfall the last 12 years?

 

That would make me head to the house and call in sick, just in case.

 

Further inspection appears it is TVA people.

 

My wife discovered this morning that my 6 year old was searching for "nakide", "girls no pants", and "girls anderwhur" on YouTube from his tablet. I get to have a fun conversation with him tonight.

 

Tell her it could be worse. He didn't search "NYY"

 

I applaud your poor spelling to make it look like it was him. Well done.

 

I usually search "tiddies".

 

"Son, it is 'naked', 'underwear'. Also, cut out all the bullshit and just look for 'porn'. Lesson over."

 

He knows what he likes, I guess

 

A guy that works for me, mid fifties, was telling us about his wife's tablet.

"I drank some vodka and got to messing with it, put in [breasts] and got to looking. Then, [Richards] and everything else got to popping up. I couldn't get them to go away. I had to wake her up and she fixed it. I don't mess with it anymore"

 

Going to touch on browser/search history and how to delete it, as well.

 

You do realize that you are gonna get in trouble over this one whether you are the cause or not, right?

 

Well, it was his Y chromosome that caused them to have a boy.

 

Absolutely. The importance of a good education talk. He’s going to get shit results with that kind of spelling.