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Got a lil' intoxicated tonight. Been a while.

 

Get real obnoxious and tell everyone they would be speaking German if it weren't for the USA.

 

We ate at the Korean place tonight. I don't think that would have worked.

 

KMF

End of July and I’ve went 3 days with the AC turned off.

 

Do you live in Antarctica?

 

My A/C has run 24/7 since the beginning of June. Holler at me in December when I'm in shorts at a t-shirt.

 

At tpc in jacksonville this weekend. Drank too much today.

 

Drunk off rice wine

Baller

 

They were actually out. It was off French beer and German wine.

 

To think I almost respected you

 

For the record, I love girly drinks like cosmos and mojitos.

Coconut rum and I’ll marry you

 

I'm having a new roof put on this morning. Which is an experience. And the crew forgot to cover over some important outdoor equipment, of course. But, no real damage outside cosmetic.

And I tell the rep I'm working that it's probably a push, because I was able to get out the 8" of fish tape that I got stuck and had to cut off, when pulling some cable for a outdoor camera mounted on the soffit--which I said was partly the reason for me getting this new roof, because until now, I've been unable to dig it out.

And he laughed. And I did not. And then he said he doesn't know me well enough to know if I'm joking or not. And I told him if he knew me better, he wouldn't know if I'm joking or not.

 

Monday

 

The 6 year old wants a Corvette for her birthday.

Daddy may get her what she wants this time.

 

If I call you daddy, can I get a Corvette?

 

Chinese food is absolute shit. The only thing worse than bamboo shoots are water chestnuts. Come at me.

 

I'm sleep deprived and I'm about to make a picher of old fashioneds, if anyone needs me, I'll be knocked out in 20 minutes

 

Cajun filet biscuit with pimento cheese from Bojangles is legit.

 

I'm listening.